There was always something very “high school” about this show, and the beginning scenes in this episode help me solidify my longstanding inclination:
“Thanks for helping me with my homework, Loey.”
Instigator Lo asks about Stephanie, and Lauren instead tells her about her apprehensive plans to meet Holly for drinks. Lauren’s worried Holly wants to play matchmaker to her and Heidi, but at the same time, Lauren “doesn’t want to turn down a friend.” Because let’s face it: At this rate, Audrina’s old guest house will be a kitty den.
Audrina tells colleague Chiara that she’s got a date with this guy named Colin, and just a teeny part of her wants Justin Bobby to feel jealous.
Heidi and Holly are having lunch. This thing is sad because Heidi seems so genuinely remorseful about the whole thing, whereas LC has been steadfastly fixated on revenge and punishing people.
So Audrina’s date doesn’t look as wormy as he did in the previews last week and as expected. He kind of looks like Doug but with longer hair. But I still prefer Justin. Then she starts comparing Colin to Justin in the date. Colin compliments her eyes.
Lauren, Lo, and Holly meet for drinks. Lo can’t think of anything else to say to Holly besides the fact that she reminds her so much of Heidi. Geez! Well, what do you expect from two people both from Crested Butte, Colorado, Lo? Lo is so devious. Clearly, she wants to be LC’s only friend. Just hold tight, Lo. At LC’s rate of banishing people from her life, it’s bound to happen sooner than later.
At People’s Revolution, LC brings her baggage into work, as usual. She makes Whitney read a letter Heidi wrote to her. But Lauren doesn’t want Heidi’s apology. No, no, no. It seems she only wants Heidi to be able to blame Spencer. I have a suggestion: Why doesn’t Lauren just prepare a list of demands to hand off to the media? Poor Heidi. I mean, it’s totally unfair how LC gets to befriend Holly yet Audrina catches major ish for chilling with Speidi. And I bet that if LC’s sister Breanna ever comes to town, she’ll be banned by LC from Speidi as well.
On Audrina’s second date with Colin, he calls out her constant gabbing about Justin. Audrina indirectly tells him that it’s all about Justin Bobby in her mind right now. I wish people were more direct.
LC: “I can’t cook. I need a man who can cook!”
But Holly asks about Lauren’s letter to Holly. LC admits that it’s not about Heidi, it’s about Spencer. Well, I just wish she would have articulated that sooner! Who does LC think she is to be issuing all of these ultimatums?
I thought Heidi was an AMAZING friend to LC. Like, when I saw the first episode of the show, I was blown away by how supportive Heidi was to LC as she scrambled out to her Teen Vogue internship. Being in LC’s inner circle requires a lot of hard work and sacrifice!
Then LC ponders out loud to AUDRINA of all people how different things would be if Spencer had never came into Heidi’s life. Well, that wasn’t very nice because we all know that Audrina would still be a receptionist, auditioning for parts as a movie extra.
Audrina tells Justin Bobby about her date with Colin, and he’s clearly distraught! Maybe we’ve finally made a breakthrough?
Holly discusses the letter with Heidi. Then Spencer conveniently walks in and asks why they’re keeping secrets. Holly and Spencer go back and forth, while Heidi looks sad. I really like Heidi and I will never understand the abuse she puts herself through.
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